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A man marries his dream girl, who lives inside a Japanese video game

Sure, it's violent, but can you dance to it?
A British scholar examines abuse narratives in pop music

A kiss too gay for morning TV
CBS' "The Early Show" blurs Adam Lambert's AMA kiss but doesn't censor a clip of Britney and Madonna locking lips

Demi Moore's W debacle
First we thought it was just a Photoshop disaster. No, it gets worse

Man bites girl at "New Moon"
A Michigan creep follows up some standard sexual harassment with a bad Edward Cullen impression

Google's Michelle Obama fail
The first lady gets an unflattering online makeover.

There's something about Mark
Halperin, that is. The Time.com blogger casts Sen. Landrieu as Cameron Diaz wearing that raunchy "hair gel"

Fess up, faux women's clinics!
A Baltimore measure requires crisis pregnancy centers to cop to their ban on abortion and birth control referrals

The anti-abortion protest that wasn't
Extremist Randall Terry wants to rally folks against healthcare reform, but so far, it's a bust

Mammogram advice? Meh
A poll finds that few women plan to follow controversial new breast cancer screening guidelines